The Squeaky Board is a board which lists all the rules by Mr. Greenrind, usually written by Bingo Cherry.
The rules in the Squeaky Board is used as law in Fruit Salad Island and obeyed by everyone, however there is no known consequences in disobeying it. The rules are most of the time made specifically to stop Coconut Fred's antics.
List of Rules[]
Pre-existing rules[]
- No Singing After Dark
- No Drumming at Dinner
- No Swimming w/o Pants
- No Fires
- No Walking and Chewing Gum and the Same Time
- No Making Rules that Reverse Existing Rules.
- No Dancing in Sand Domes
- No Talking to Bubble Clams
- No Need For Thanks
- No Eating Rocks
- No Pie Fights
- No Eating Crackers in Bed
- No Butt Signing
- No Body Love Me
- No Copying Answers
- No Anteaters
- No Misuse of the Letter Q
- No Talking Back
- No One Undertards Me!
- No Tweening After Midnight
- No Catch Phrases
- No Kids in the Hallway
New Rules added during episodes[]
These are new rules added by Mr. Greenrind during episodes that aren't consistently on the Squeaky Board whenever it makes an appearance.
- No Fun without Fun-Form
- No Volcanoes
- No Magic for Fred
- No Spinning
- No Thanks
- No Yelling at the Life Guard
- No Sanding
- No Clam-Digging
- No Littering
- No Playing
- No Skipping
- No Pranks
- No Songs
- No Loitering
- No Jumping
- No Horseplaying
- No Swimming
- No Running by the Pool
- No Banana Splits
- No Big Splash Competition
- No Hovering in Midair
- No Sand Eating
- No Shooting Greenrind with the Confetti Cannon
- No Talking with your Mouth Full
- No Playing Fun
- No Jumping on the Chains
- No Eating Trees
- No Hovercrafts Near my Sand Castle
- No Fibbing
Changed Rules[]
In Fred Rules!, when Coconut Fred bent the squeaky board when Mr. Greenrind told him to "bend the rules", the board broke into pieces. So Fred glued back the pieces only into different rules.
- Rule#1: Yell at Clams
- Rule#2: Everyone Hula when they hear the word "the"
- Always run by the Pool
- No Seconds for Mr. Greenrind