Coconut Fred: (Singing)
Coconut Fred: Hey, everybody wake up!
Coconut Fred: The excitement is about to begin!
Coconut Fred: (Echoing) To begin!
(Mel Greenrind wakes up)
Mel Greenrind: Bingo, put a new rule on the squeaky board.
Mel Greenrind: Fred is no longer aloud to get excited, before the sun comes up.
Bingo Cherry: Yes Mr. G.
Coconut Fred: Oh, I hope the sun comes up soon.
(The sun comes up)
Coconut Fred: Yay!
Everyone: (Moans)
Mel Greenrind: Fred, what’s the meaning of this?
Coconut Fred: I had an idea Mr. Greenrind.
Coconut Fred: An idea so great, that I worked on it all night!
Coconut Fred: With out sleeping.
Coconut Fred: Actually, I had two ideas…
(Coconut Fred falls asleep)
Coconut Fred: (Snoring)
Mel Greenrind: Okay, everyone just back away slowly.
(Coconut Fred wakes up)
Coconut Fred: Anyway!
Mel Greenrind: (Screams)
Coconut Fred: My idea was to build my own luxury resort and my own amusement park.
Coconut Fred: But I couldn’t decide, hotel or amusement park, amusement park or hotel, hotel or park, park or hotel!
(Mel Greenrind spins Coconut Fred)
Coconut Fred: But then, I decided, not do decide.
Coconut Fred: I made both in one!
(Fanfare)
Coconut Fred: It’s Coconut Fred’s luxury amusement Otel!
Coconut Fred: It has all the conveniences of a luxury hotel. with all that gut-wrenching thrills of an amusement park!
Coconut Fred: It’s my nut-mare.
Mel Greenrind: You’re darn right it’s a nightmare.
Coconut Fred: Nut-Mare, that’s the name of my roller coaster.
Coconut Fred: It’s got five loopy loops, a water tube, and three mile tall vertical free-falling snack tray in every car!
Coconut Fred: I’m so excited, I forgot to raise the flag!
(Coconut Fred raises his flag)
Mel Greenrind: Oh no, shade!
Mel Greenrind: A water melons worst fear!
(Mel Greenrind tries to get away from the shade)
Coconut Fred: Aw that’s okay Mr. Greenrind, you can sunbathe in my amuse otel!
Coconut Fred: Cause Everyone's invited!
(Everyone runs into the Amuse otel)
Coconut Fred: (Clear throat) I have a special announcement.
Coconut Fred: One lucky visitor, chosen at random, will receive all day one-on-one VIP serice from me...
Coconut Fred's voice in speaker: ...Coconut Fred.
Mel Greenrind: Please don't let it be me, please don't let it be me.
Coconut Fred: Let it be Mr. Greenrind, let it be Mr. Greenrind.
Mel Greenrind: Your killing me prune lady!
(Mel Greenrind runs over Mrs. Plumcott)
Mrs. Plumcott: I'll get ever with you!
(Everyone cheers for Mel Greenrind)
(Confetti falls on Mel Greenrind)
Coconut Fred: Mr. G, your my special VIP guest!
Coconut Fred: To tell you the truth I couldn't imagine it any other way.
Coconut Fred: From this moment on, I Coconut Fred props to never leave your side until your the happiest watermelon in the world!
(The nutmare appears)
Mel Greenrind: It's a nightmare!
Coconut Fred: I think you mean my Nut Mare.
Coconut Fred: Now allow me to introduce my cracked staff.
Coconut Fred: First there's Bingo my manager, he's an expert in the layout of the hotel.
Bingo Cherry: This place is a maze, we'll never find our way out!
Coconut Fred: Next, give it up for Slip and Slide, my bell hops!
Slide: I got a bell!
Slide: It goes ding ding!
(Slide puts it in his mouth)
Coconut Fred: And Rusty Can Do!
Coconut Fred: He's in charge of freebies.
Rusty Can Do: All Amuse Otel guests receive free Coconut Fred bathtub toys.
(Rusty Can do give Mel Greenrind free bathtub toys)